OH NO! You don't have a copy of THE FREAKY JOE CLUB, SECRET FILE NUMBER ONE and SECRET FILE NUMBER TWO?

DON’T PANIC! Take a deep breath. Honest, this page will help..

You can order copies of the book from:

BUT GET THIS: If you order from the Blue Willow Bookshop, they will be happy to send you an AUTOGRAPHED COPY! Just click on the link above and then click on the "Signed Editions" button!

AMAZED? YES! It's true. They will be happy to send you an autographed copy with your name in it! FOR NO EXTRA MONEY!

But first, you have to ask permission from the adult in your life to do this.

ATTENTION PARENTS, TEACHERS, LIBRARIANS, and SPIES! Would this not be a seriously good present for some kid you know? And you don't have to ask permission. Being a grown up can be good.

If for some FREAKY reason you don't want an autographed copy, then all you have to do is click on one of the other links above, or pick up the phone and call THE CHILDREN'S BOOKSHOP in Brookline, Massachusetts at 617-734-READ. But don't forget to do that permission thing again.

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